100 posts of ennui
Big day this Monday is. Besides being the day of the 100th post of "Touch My Ennui," the following unparalleld events happened:
1) Charleton Heston - a guy who pretended to be Moses and loved guns almost as much as he hated homosexuals - died over the weekend. Rednecks throughout the country are rending their flannel shirts.
2) My mom - a woman with an uncanny skill for hyperbole and self-diagnosis - develops an actual staph infection in her foot but swears it's MRSA.
3) My terror of dwarves returns when I spot this video on YouTube of La Pequena - a Chilean transgendered dwarf with a penchant for wigs and Amy Winehouse. After so many months back on the wagon thanks to the happy little drunk Matt Roloff of "Big People / Little World," I'm officially off again.
P.S. A big shout out to our non-blood relative El G. for being a loyal reader even without the obligation of biology. You rock.


3 Comments:
Happy 100 posts, TME!!!
Thanks for the shout out. It's a great honor, despite the fact that it was requested.
And by the way, I think I speak for everyone when I say that video is hella creepy!
El g
P.S. Hope your mom feels better.
OMG, Warner. I am so freaked out. I'm gonna have to sleep with the lights on for the next month. No, No, No!!
oh, and congrats!
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