Winehouse and Warner: Separated at Birth

Amy Winehouse and I have a lot in common. First, there's our choice of hairstyle. The Dirty Beehive is a look I'm proud to say I've been sporting since way back in 1987 right after I got the worst perm of my life. Then, there's the body and the voice. As anyone can see, Amy is a little chubbier than I am and a slightly less talented vocally than myself, but not everyone can have it all.

Amy and I also love prescription meds. I'm a big fan when forced to go on a flight of longer than 45 minutes. Hell, I do it up even for those too. So as Jackie and I head out for our six-hour flight to Seattle today I'm doing it up right. Above is a picture I nearly mistook for myself as we depart for the airport.