have you seen this man?

You know when people tell you "I had the weirdest dream last night!" and then proceed to regale you with 5-10 minutes worth of nonsensical detail, peppered with the occasional chuckle at their own wackiness, and the disclaimer (when they notice you're considering falling asleep yourself) "but here's the REALLY weird part." Well, I'm about to do just that. So sue me.

Last night I had a dream that was so totally bizarre I actually woke myself up wondering if I had officially turned the corner and gone completely nuts. Based on family history, losing my mind is sort of a given, but even this made the usual Warner lunacy seem comparatively normal.

So in the dream, I've hung up a shingle and have a little therapy business going. Who should walk in but the Quaker Oats guy looking exactly as he does on the box. I soon learn that he's struggling with his bisexuality, promiscuity, and some homicidal tendencies that have been irking him for awhile. We spoke for awhile, I offered him some tea (which I had conveniently brewed under my chair), and he left with many thanks for my time.

What the...??

In the interest of full disclosure, I did wake up laughing at my own wackiness. Or maybe the laughter was just symptomatic of the budding insanity.